February 2012
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watching "the age of innocence" with my mom
mom: oh god is he kissing her toes again?
zoe: no he's smelling her umbrella.
mom: ugh. creepy.
mom: i would totally be like "ummmmmmmmm restraining order!"
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my life's goal is to go to europe and try a...
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sick day
i drink seven mugs of tea
i watch twelve episodes of twin peaks
i answer the door in a man tank top with no bra for the attractive red cross guy
i ignore the doorbell from then on
i try to convince a university to accept me over the phone
i check my cell one million times
i eat the leftover indian food
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Man on the Moon, The Rules of Attraction, Erin Brokovich, Keith, Marie Antoinette, Superbad, Flakes, Dirty Dancing, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Bring it On, The Wackness, The Notebook, Whip it, Mona Lisa Smile, All I Wanna Do, Dazed and Confused, Lost in Translation, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Clueless, Lords of Dogtown
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sometimes you just have to stop everything and star to bump and grind
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Fuck.
– Everyone
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as soon as anyone ever figures out the slightest...
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January 2012
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mom's working and i just finished serenading her...
Me: Things are getting weird, Ma.
Mom: True.
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the beach in my dreams
I keep dreaming about this beautiful place and i’m not sure if it exists. it probably doesn’t. its basically this huge beach with yellow sand and turquoise water and it’s PACKED with people but all the people are young and beautiful and the boys have tattoos and a lot of people like to surf. and then behind the beach is some kind of road, i’m not sure. it’s a little...
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me and my mom, deciding what to watch on netflix
Mom: Funny Face! That's a classic! It's got Audrey Hepburn. Her character's really cool; she works in a book store.
Zoƫ: Thats is so cool.
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Oh, you meant he was dealing drugs? I thought you meant he was dealing kisses.
– me, half listening to the conversation, half studying, half eating a banana
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I am a terrible person
Today in Writer’s Craft we had to write something using the trigger word “death” so I started off with a story about my super awesome and really fun funeral where everyone would wear ball gowns and dip things in a chocolate fountain, but then i was like “this is so unrealistic.” So I stopped writing that and instead wrote about how anyone who says they want people to...
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my mom just told me i'm "getting too cat-y"
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